Haunted Farm of Terror

http://hauntedfarmofterror.com/


What a great night! There were a few expected downsides: long lines and cold weather, but we had a fabulous time. The monsters were creepy and in your face. The haunted house lasted about 15 minutes and was full of bloody dark rooms and confusing mazes. One of Dottie's worst nightmares came at the end just before we entered the cornfield maze. The maze could be longer, but there were good monsters stalking us and even begging for our flesh the whole way through. I was disappointed there were no chainsaws in this part. Since it was so cold, we decided to come back another night for the hayride portion, and I could hear my chainsaws singing to me out in the forest. Can't wait! -Trixie

As I walked up to the house, I saw the bonfire, the giant skull with the lighted eyes and my heart leaped at the good fortune I had to enjoy yet another devilish Halloween. The bonfire had cushioned seats, I could smell the fine cuisine of tacos in a bag, and quickly went with Trixie into the skilled psychic tent for a $5 reading that was right on the money. The loveliness of the place made me wish it was a park for the Halloween lovers year round. The haunted house, however... :( The waiting was an hour and a half. They should put small bonfires near the waiting lines. It had rained the night before so the crowd was double. (Make a note of that important haunt visiting tip). We didn't get the chainsaw - I saw it there. On a shelf. :( Poor Trixie with her love of chainsaws. The scary clowns were very good. The man with the fake accent in the corn maze needs to go back to the Renaissance Festival where he belongs. An accent doesn't make you scary. The ability to sneak and jump is the real art. One guy followed us in the corn field. He looked super crazy and creeped well. A+ crazy professor stalker guy. They bought more of those stupid machines that are supposed to move and scare you and used less real monsters. Thumbs down on that. It takes two humans to be scared. Machines just don't have it. - Dottie

HAYRIDE
The Hayride started out really good. There were monsters were all over the hayride. The story they tell is alwyas good. The music was an interesting assortment that I liked and went with the story. The chainsaws were plentiful and close. The insane guy who jumped out of the cage was great. I tried to hide behind Trixie but couldnt since I was next to her. Not good planning on my part. Toward the end, the monsters were a little sparse and uninspired. We were the first hayride on a rainy night so maybe that's why. I still love that place and wish I could go there year round when I need a bonfire and a scare. - Dottie